Well, in living memory, perhaps.
In Australia, the stand out winner has to be the Liberal Party’s greatest ever dope, Billy ‘Big Ears’ McMahon.
It was widely reported but, of course, never confirmed that he was a poofter who was forced by his party’s hierarchy to marry a glamorous long legged sheila so as to convince the sheeple he was a real dinky dy bloke. It didn’t work and he was thrashed in 1972 by Labor’s Gough Whitlam.
Second place goes to Julia ‘there’ll never be a carbon tax’ Gillard followed by nose picking, ear wax munching Kevin Rudd.
In New Zealand, the stand out winner has to be Labour’s Helen Clark.
It was widely reported but, of course, never confirmed that she was a lesbian who was forced by her party’s hierarchy to marry a weedy academic bloke so as to convince the sheeple she was a real dinky dy sheila.. It didn’t work and she was thrashed in 2008 by National’s John Key.
Also widely reported but, of course, never confirmed was the story that her husband was arrested for kiddy fiddling in a Los Angeles Airport toilet and Winston Peters was rushed there in an air force jet to bring the weed back.
Second place goes to the hopeless Geoffrey Palmer, closely followed by the megalomaniac Muldoon.
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