NoMinister brings you this exclusive video from inside the Coalition Government of key moments in Prime Minister Jacinda Adern’s negotiations with Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters over the Capital Gains Tax.

The video has apparently been leaked by horrified Green Party MP’s who witnessed the event and supplied NoMinister with the following quotes.

Disgusting. Offensive. I felt triggered
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I thought I was going to be sick.
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The power this tiny man has is beyond belief.
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These monstrous capitalists must be stopped before they control the entire planet.
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Dude! That baby. Like he really bawled, man.
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I’ve never seen intersectionality so vividly reified. I cried for Jacinda.
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She thinks this was giving her power. Can you believe it?
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The way Winston just sat there smiling and sipping his whiskey through the whole ordeal like some patriarch of old – ugh.”

In public the PM assured Labour MP’s that she felt refreshed and energised by the experience:

I could go for months without another full meal now. I’m certainly not going vegan after that wonderful experience. I absolutely commend the leader of NZ First for his advice on healthy whiskey additives.