Today estimated dead with the corona virus passed 200 000 in the whole world.

If not for the bold heroic leadership of Saint Jacinda here in lil ol NZ/Aotearower that figure would have been 270 082 and we would not be  having the sad faced autocue reader with a solemn countenance but a beaming Appointed one suitably attired, while her loyal subjects are  out in the streets celebrating the achievement.  Until that is,  Andy’s troopers  dispersed them  and herded the misguided ones  back into house arrest until 0ne minute to midnight tonight.

Next big question will The Colonel have the chickens ready by then, best not count them till they hatch eh, oh hang on that event passed a while ago

Those thighs will be bigly as the killing has had a five week hiatus wuhoo! bet the bastards cut the breasts in half though.

Special while stocks last “Thunder Thighs”, the spicy wings not so much.

Take it away the Ghost of John Clark, “we dont know how lucky we are”.