With our house arrest being undone tonight by our kindly and caring Prime Minister – at least until we transgress again and need another time-out – but with insane rules around tangi, funerals, and church services in place, I thought some humour about other Left-wing insanities would be appreciated.

Unlike the “Ho Ho Ho” series these ones have been accumulating over time, so here they are.

First up is a role reversal on some common feminist sayings as a test of “What would I think if…“.

I suspect these would simply be dismissed by modern feminists because of that post–modernist add-on, “power“: as in, “It’s not ‘X..ism’ unless power is connected to it”. Followed by fun arguments as to what really constitutes power and who is actually wielding it in different contexts.

On the other hand why be concerned about one gender when there are so many to worry about and the real need is to get the labels right in the first place. Do that and then tackle the other problems.

But remember that there can be such a thing as too much imagination – and it can be dangerous. And to think how funny castration and emasculation jokes used to be, especially when told in mocking tones by woman and male feminists. My, how we laughed.

And in light of all this remember…

But don’t worry. When free speech or any of your other freedoms and civil liberties are under threat from a Fascist State these guys will be here to help you.

To be fair, they’re probably in no worse shape than a great many Army or Marine recruits past and present. With crew-cuts, uniforms to stamp out all that individuality crap, three squares a day, lots of punishing physical workouts and combat training with knives, grenades and small arms, they might actually be able to do the work of our parents and grandparents in actually stopping real Fascists.

But as US Marine Corp Drill Instructor, Corporal “Tex” Whitlock, would say in looking at them: “Well, I’ll be a poor, sad, bastard“.

And in case you’re wondering as to the reasons behind all this...

And when it comes to clinical depression, Marxists are off the chart. I wonder if Marxists were less depressed fifty years ago? One hundred years ago? Because watching all your hopes and dreams turn to shit would be pretty depressing.