There’s been an awful lot of discussion, in the worlds of Left, Right and Centre, about Joe Biden’s declining mental capabilities (H/T to James Lileks for the title).

There was one the other day that was just painful, but to get a sense of how far he has fallen it pays to watch this infamous little video first, from 2017

I remember going over and convincing our team, others, to convince that we should be providing for loan guarantees. And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kiev. And I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee. And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor. And they didn’t. 

So they said they had—they were walking out to a press conference. I said, nah, I’m not going to—or, we’re not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, you have no authority. You’re not the president. The president said—I said, call him. (Laughter.) I said, I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars. I said, you’re not getting the billion. I’m going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. 

Well, son of a bitch. (Laughter.) He got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.

Now that is classic Joe Biden: the bragging about his role, the casual tough guy persona, the bragging about his connections, and the triumphal win at the end. You can line it up with countless other stories he’s told about himself over the decades, whether it was being tough on crime in the 1990’s or dealing with “Corn Pop” when he was a swimming pool lifeguard. About the only thing missing this time was his usual defensiveness about being a bit of dim bulb.

By contrast here he is the other day reading a speech off a teleprompter during a visit to Pennsylvania, with no audience and facing no questions:

It looks even worse as a transcript:

“Covid has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 year... Look here, the lives, it’s just… it’s a...you mean a think about it. More lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years.”

But at least he’s finally been let out of his basement to begin his campaign, although what happened last Friday in a “press conference” must have tempted his team to send him back down.

Biden literally read his remarks, including reading the instruction on the teleprompter that says “end of quote”, without even realising what he just said. Incredible that he just keeps repeating the same few points. He’s got all the answers on notes that he’s reading and this is still the best he can do. A few days ago he did the same thing, reading out the words “topline quote” as he answered interview “questions“.

It’s no wonder that on another day he told his staff to pick reporters to ask questions when he couldn’t find his “list”. List? Why would he need a list of reporters when candidates just pick them out from the media scrum? The answer is that you’d need it if it’s all pre-scripted and you can just read off your notes. And the questions themselves are softball jokes.

He’s like Ron Burgundy in Anchorman, he will read anything you put on the teleprompter and while that must be driving his staffers crazy, it’s perfect for the likes of Harris, Sanders, AOC and whoever else will staff or “advise” (read “direct”) him if he’s President.

But it’s probably a worry for his son, Hunter Biden, since that doesn’t look like the sort of man who can swing any more sweet deals like the ones he had in China and the Ukraine. Having said that, probably no negotiation at all is needed, just the name connection:

U.S. banking records show Hunter Biden’s American-based firm, Rosemont Seneca Partners LLC, received regular transfers into one of its accounts — usually more than $166,000 a month — from Burisma from spring 2014 through fall 2015, during a period when Vice President Biden was the main U.S. official dealing with Ukraine and its tense relations with Russia.

Sweet. Perhaps he’ll buy a vineyard in California with Pelosi’s nephew, Governor Newsom. And none of this is technically corrupt. We’re not talking about envelopes of cash being dumped on a table. This is different and money is only part of it:

[The “Establishment” includes} Republicans and Democrats. Its operatives include the leadership and key employees throughout the federal government apparatus. They share a common culture of a world enclosed within The Washington Beltway that surrounds the District of Columbia. They are the residents that live within the castle keep at the center of power of the United States of America. They all know each other. Their children go to school together. They socialize with each other. And they have made lives and careers within the confines of the Capitol and its suburbs.

And it was this Old Guard within the Democrat Party side of the Beltway that rescued Joe Biden from defeat in the primaries, because the only alternative was Bernie Sanders and having a Socialist True Believer and outsider is terrifying to these people.

By contrast Joe is safe for them, and on the other side of the trade even a dementia patient like him can work that system, and has for fifty years.