TV1 carries a story about Count Down restricting the sale of Panadol (paracetamol) on account of a coroner’s recommendation.

Panadol Tablets [Qty 20]

Adolf has been taking Panadol at the recommended rate for 24 hours per day since shoulder surgery on June the 4th. Before surgery, Adolf questioned both the surgeon and his GP on potential risks associated with long term use of this drug.

The answer was unequivocal.

There is no danger when taken continuously at the recommended rate.

But what if I forget I’ve taken them and double dose?

Still quite safe. However, if you double dose for an extended period, eventually you will do serious damage to your liver.

So, on the basis of massive overdosing by a dickhead university political studies student and the recommendation of an hysterical coroner, Count Down will deprive chronic pain sufferers of the one product they need to have on hand at all times.

I use eight tablets per day and there are ninety-six in a packet.

Just as well I don’t live way out in the bush.