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Hey Prime Minister Ardern

Can you please tell us why you had your Covid Vaccination at Manurewa today when your two main places of residence, as I understand it, are:

  1. Your home in Mt. Roskill
  2. The Prime Ministers residence in Wellington.

Did your choice of venue mean that some deserving South Auckland resident will have to wait for their vaccination?

I will welcome your explanation in the comments for this post – thank you Prime Minister.

Written by pdm1946

June 18, 2021 at 4:57 pm

Posted in New Zealand

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  1. Office of the Prime Minister of NZ (19:00 hours and 2 gins to the wind)

    Dear Mr PDM1946,

    Thank you for your interest in the daily activities of our beloved PM.

    As you will well appreciate she is a national treasure, and to be perfectly frank is of chiefly status, particularly among the Pasifikia population of South Auckland, if not the population of New Zealand.

    As such she can do no wrong and is deserving of special treatment, well above that of mere ordinary people of NZ.

    As you well know our pacific cousins get their orders at Church every Sunday morning and there wont be any complaints from that quarter. We don’t call them coconuts for nothing here at HQ.

    Despite the rumours perpetrated by low brows such as yourself there is vaccine’s for Africa here in dear old New Zealand. (Confidentiality between me and you Mr PDM it is vaccine destined for Africa but a wink and a nod from dear Jacinda got it diverted here to save serious embarrassment to the Govt, oh and Ashley )

    Our dear PM had her vaccination in Manurewa as a PR stunt to “encourager les autres” . I assume you understand French Mr PDM1946, not as any selfish, self centered motive that you are trying to insinuate.

    “Les Autres” of course are staunch Labour supporters and need encouragement to follow orders.

    I’m sure we met in a previous life Mr PDM, I used to prosecute perceived miscreants on TV, and was quite famous, then I moved on to getting a law degree, which was not fun as I became less prominent, and it’s a bother being a lawyer, so here I am working for the PM and loving it. She’s a wonderful women and I’m on the forefront of the Socialist revolution. Part of telling fucking ordinary New Zealanders what to do and when to fall in line.

    Are you part of that line Mr PDM 1946. If not, with questions like that you soon will be!

    Have a nice day and I’d ditch the ute……soon.


    June 18, 2021 at 6:59 pm

    • rossco – what can I say.

      You should be blogging at No Minister in your own right – excellent.


      June 18, 2021 at 7:06 pm

  2. Ohhhh….. I thought you might take offence as being off topic 🙂

    But I liked your post!!


    June 18, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    • Not a problem.

      Would you like me to post it tomorrow as a guest contribution – I would be pleased to do so.


      June 18, 2021 at 7:16 pm

  3. Oh yes please.

    And thank you !


    June 18, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    • Ok – will do sometime in the morning.


      June 18, 2021 at 10:06 pm

  4. But,, but, whilst it was in Auckland PI zone it was on a Marae so it was allright.

    Papa Mike

    June 19, 2021 at 10:22 am

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