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Good morning kids. It’s Wednesday and in Afghanistan conditions continue to worsen for the people as they discover that Islam really does mean “submission”.

Meanwhile here in New Zealand the population discovers that the Chinese Lung Rot virus also means “submission”.

Amazing how people in charge of a society can come up with entirely different reasons for screwing with your freedom – or “freedum”, as the cleverest of the Lefty trolls remind us.

But remember, ours will only be for a few days per year so it doesn’t really count. We’re not dealing with the NKVD for Stalin’s sake.

So, let’s see what’s been happening in the world, starting with everybody’s favourite failed state, California.

Actually it was two counties in California that did this, and the next few years will likely show similar revisions in a lot of other places, assuming the authorities can afford to be honest.

Which is perhaps why all those Christian following, MAGA hat-wearing, conspiracy-thinking, Deplorable Trump voters have gathered to fight back against Chinese Lung Rot vax in…. Santa Monica, California?

A coalition of groups including medical professionals, first responders, parents and students will gather in Santa Monica Saturday to protest Los Angeles’ impending COVID-19 vaccine mandate, saying it will segregate the city, breed more hate and violate the rights of tens of thousands of people.

Hardly a surprise of course, Harvard Medical Professor Censored for Questioning Legitimacy of Masks:

“Martin Kulldorff was suspended from Twitter for a month after questioning how effective masks really are at protecting against [Chinese] COVID-19. Now, LinkedIn is censoring his posts, even going so far as to remove two for violating its misinformation policy.”

Harvard Medical School? Pffft. Fringe nutters. You need to get your Covid-19 pandemic management qualifications from New York Governor Cuomo and his “Cuomosexuals” in the MSM who orgasmed throughout 2020 about his mad skillzz in dealing with the crisis in New York – unlike those callous “let ‘er rip” morons in Sweden.

As I review all the medical experts, doctors, epidemiologists and the like who are slowly surfacing after being buried in 2020 by peer group pressure (otherwise known as Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds), I keep thinking of this:

I’m sure Chelsea Handler understands this as well as “Mansplaining”, but she really needs to read that Berkeley University piece about “Whitesplaining” as well.

The thing is that I can’t recall any Right Winger I’ve known who would compliment your necklace and then pull the ‘game’ approach of praise/criticism by explaining to you why it’s morally objectionable because of its origins.

In my experience only Lefties do dick moves like that – which, admittedly is why it’s aimed at Berkeley university students.

Meanwhile, when former Obama Attorney General Eric “Wingman” Holder spewed forth these comments theother day you can be sure he was not talking about the US Right Wing.

In the wake of the various crisis hitting the Biden (Jill) and Klain Administration, there will likely be fewer Americans than ever tuning in to more episodes of Nancy Pelosi’s Great January 6 Insurrection investigation – otherwise known as partisan Nancy’s attempt to keep the GOP on the back foot. The first episode included a lot of crying, mainly by members of the Capitol Police. The same armed Capitol Police who get to gun down people like the woman above (Ashli Babbit) in unarmed situations and get clean away with it, unlike every other Police Officer in the USA.

Meh. Punch a Nazi, amiright? They need to be tracked.

That’s assuming you think there’s anything wrong with Nazi’s in the first place.

In any case the fact is that the real criminal in all this is society, which is why Communist NYC mayor Wilhelm DeBlasio has developed a new plan to counter violence in his city Shoot Somebody and Get $1,000 Per Month to Play Nice: (and no, this is not a Babylon Bee headline)

“De Blasio believes it’s foolish to send a murderer to prison when you can pay him $1,000 a month in the hopes he agrees to stop honeycombing his neighbors.”

Could be worse, you could be in Britain, where the awesome predictive powers of the Babylon Been strike once more:

About 7% of violent crime in Britain results in a prosecution. Conviction rates are some portion of that.

Perhaps American police forces will pick this up and soon be on patrol for mean Tweets and other Social Media offensive jokes in their country. In the case of America they’ll have to keep a special eye out for any return of these racists.

While it’s been nice to finally have a Big, Serious story that’s not about the fucking Chinese Lung Rot, I suspect that after a couple more weeks of murder and brutality the Afghan story will be dropped like a hot potato because the US MSM are still heavily invested in the Democrat party, if not Joe “Pudding Bowl” Biden.

Still, they’ll be plenty to laugh at for a while yet, especially at all the “Experts” (even ones with political experience and PhD’s and all) who claimed that after the coarseness and crudity of Trump, Biden would be the one Who Would Restore Our Norms and Bring Respect Back to America.

I don’t agree with the following because, based on what I’ve seen in the West over the last 18 months, our governments would absolutely use F-15’s on the domestic population, since they’re the real terrorists. Doesn’t mean they’d win of course.

A lot of the Progressive pieties – which includes many right-wingers like NeoConservatives and Free Traders – are collapsing at the moment because of Afghanistan, but don’t worry, they’ll be resurrected as soon as the memory of that catastrophe fades.

I have to admit that these Taliban 2.0 bastards are far better at interacting with the West than their 1990’s forebears. They’re actually aware of the chad wojak sub genre.

You can see what a great fit they’re going to be for China.

Finally, for all you cat lovers.

Written by Tom Hunter

August 25, 2021 at 8:00 am

Posted in Humour

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  1. Andrei

    August 25, 2021 at 8:29 am

    • I find it hard to get too exercised about this. Ballot harvesting started in California several years ago. It was the reason for various long-time GOP House members winning on election night and finding they’d lost the next day as all those collected ballots came flooding in.

      Besides that, the Democrats control both the CA Senate and House with “super-majorities” that mean they can pass anything they like and over-ride the governor’s veto. That’s what happened to Arrnuuuld a few years ago, after which he just caved and did whatever they told him to do, although he admittedly was largely on their side on many issues anyway.

      Tom Hunter

      August 25, 2021 at 10:58 am

  2. I’m thinking of starting a new Blog “Dispatches from the Age of Crazy”

    There is a wealth of material out there

    A US militia leader, facing life in prison for bombing a Minnesota mosque in 2017, now reportedly identifies as a transgender woman – and lawyers are asking for a lenient sentence, alleging that gender dysphoria fueled the attack.

    According to court documents seen by local media outlets, Emily Claire Hari – the founder of the right-wing group ‘White Rabbits’ that bombed the Dar Al-Farooq Islamic Center in the state – has claimed that she had been suffering from an “inner conflict” at the time.

    Andrei

    August 25, 2021 at 8:34 am


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