No ifs, no buts not even a solitary maybe, it is as clear as the nose on your face and I only ever saw one without that appendage, a poor bugger who failed in a suicide by gunshot who only removed his.
I digress, Kiwiblog has published recent polling that sees the five top contenders who crave to be the next Auckland Mayor (a veritable disqualifying fact if there ever was one).
Extracting an average delivers twenty percent each so the figures vary mostly by the margin of error;
Efeso Collins backed officially by Labour 21.7%
Leo Malloy a gobby restaurant owner also on 21.7%
Viv Beck a sitting councillor and “Heart of the City” CEO a small step behind on 20.5%
Wayne Brown an ex mayor from up north now described as a “Businessman” on 20.1%,
Craig Lord who has previously been a candidate for the job comes in at 16%.
Check the maths but I get that list to total almost exactly 100% so I think discarding all others might be a correct option.
Two at 1.7 above the average, a third at .7 a fourth at .2 and it could be churlish to not include the fifth only a mere 4% behind the bunch some four months out.
Then we recall that the voter turnout last election was a mere 37% and the margin of error looms large as a factor as the stats render such infinitesimal differences well into the Negligible zone where one voter deciding on their way to vote suddenly decides a beer might be more beneficial being the ultimate factor?
A total voter turnout three years ago is reported as 375 649, so an extrapolation has
Collins – 81 516
Malloy – 81 516
Beck – 77 003
Brown – 75 881
Lord – 60 104.
Goodbye Craig lord, who knows where his votes might go if he exited but assuming he is currently nowhere near Goff and the NZLP any meaningful assistance for Collins is not a given.
That leaves the intelligence of the three in the middle?
Would it be impertinent to consider some strategic thinking for if they all consider their continued strategy to remain a contender and once again watch another NZLP victory as anything other that a significant defeat looms due to Collins getting his Labour backers including the unions motivated sufficiently to garner the ten votes necessary. Jesus H Christ on a bike with flat tires, draw lots you stupid people because if you truly want to deny Labour it will require some biting of tongues. If those three allow their egos to prevail then all withdraw and let Mr Lord through, place those egos in a jar of formalin for the three years and suck it up.
Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery begins to dominate thinking? aye. But one certain factor remains, the party with a national profile will not sit around wondering. Remember the Stalin meme it matter not who votes, it is all about “who counts the votes”.
Meh, I may as well just repeat my comment from over there…
Ding, ding, ding…. Hello, National? HELLOOOO???
Meanwhile over at The Daily Blog I see CBD resident “Bomber” bemoaning the state of things in his hood…:
Except his solution is Chloe’s solution – ban cars from Queen Street. Oh dear: isn’t the whole anti-car thing the reason for the fucking city rail loop and other genius ideas from The Great Central Planning Gods?
Here’s the thing. The rest of Auckland city doesn’t give a fuck about the CBD anymore because it was always more LA/Dallas than Chicago or NYC. Which is to say that it was always a human-unfriendly wasteland of large corporate buildings and empty “plazas” – unless you wanted to get drunk. Developing the Viaduct Basin pulled away the decent bars and restaurants and what’s left has become a black hole consuming itself.
Add to that the development of clean, safe spaces like Newmarket and their massive Westfield Mall (plus bars & restaurants), Sylvia Park and Albany plus Hobsonville and then wonder why anybody aside from ignorant tourists want to explore the seedy side of Auckland in its “heart”.
And that’s before we begin to think what happens when the Mall Giants / Business Corps begin to look at Pokeno and decide it’s more than just a satellite town feeding commuters to Auckland.
If things are going to be saved you might find some ideas here in Quillette, Reconsidering the city:
Maybe someone should send that to Efeso – or more to the point, send it to the CEO and city bureaucracy and Councillers, since they effectively run the show so it doesn’t much matter who the Mayor is.
As for Leo Malloy, he can fuck off as far as I’m concerned. His entirely utilitarian approach to Chinese Lung Rot was that everyone get jabbed so that his shitty businesses could stay open and flourish. But when he discovered that governments that are happy to fuck over Civil Liberties are happy to impose other stupid rules too, then and only then did he produce his whinging little video attacking Ardern.
I reckon there would be a lot of support for pedestrianisation up to Shortland St. That would be a logical and consistent extension of Queen Elizabeth Square. Together with Britomart and The Viaduct, this is where it all happens in the CBD.
As for the Mayoralty, I would not be surprised if Leo opens a lead. His quirky personality appeals across the board. Almost no-one will vote on what his views were during the peak of the pandemic. People will be looking forward. The big question is whether he will appeal to women.
I can understand that those on the political right tend to be individuals with a belief in themselves but that self belief is tempered by an inability to understand the reality that four candidates vying for the some vote is a sure recipe for Labour to take the prize on a split vote. It may take some doing and their would be some resistance to it but I think its time that in Auckland (at least) National and ACT worked together to create a ‘fusion’ ticket as a counter to Labour. Failure to do that and you’re starting from behind the eight ball and giving Labour candidates a head start. Reality has to trump (bad word) egos. .
I am getting rumours that Malloy is claiming some degree of National Party recognition, I concur Tom, all mouth and trousers, Goodfellow needs to say something to clarify?
National standing aside in Local Body affairs is not an option any longer.
I am too far removed in caring and interest beyond fascination but they need to at least consult Mr D Kerrigan, tell them they’re Dreamin
agree the mouth and trousers comment. I don’t know where M sits politically but Beck certainly has NP connections and I know Brown was a member although I don’t know whether he still is …. and that’s the problem in a nutshell. I agree the National Party needs to rethink its position of not having any overt involvement in local body politics … but I would prefer this was done on a fusion basis with ACT but I’m not sure if this is achievable.
The real problem here is thinking a new mayor could make any difference to the runaway bureaucracy that is Auckland City Council.