No Minister


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So a 16 year old thumps a turd at Kings, and is never to be worthy of a place as an elected MP?

A close relative of a senior Labour Minister of the Crown attends a Labour youth camp as a mature adult in his early twenties near Waihi, gets inebriated and ends up with five sex charges involving two young males and two young females.

During a trial last year, the young man reached a plea deal with prosecutors after facing five charges of indecent assault, relating to two men and two women.

He ultimately pleaded guilty to two amended charges of assault under the Summary Offences Act for the events at the young Labour event near Waihi in February 2018.

That young man so favoured and protected still enjoys total name suppression even after conviction in the courts.

A former shock radio jock who gave wholesome support and exoneration to a gang of thuggish little scroats who went on a sex rampage, a group given a title of “Roast Busters” as a vain attempt at a Euphemism for truly horrible and tawdry acts they then boasted about on social media, is Now “The Minister for Broadcasting?

A party thrust into power by a vertically challenged part native with an absurd affliction of “Utu” who gave a one fingered salute to an unwritten protocol to give an opportunity to a party gaining the largest block of popular support at an election to form an administration and chose the Losers to head a government, then installed as Deputy Prime Minister, he sat and observed his choice select and nominate an MP, convicted of assault on another MP within the parliament precinct, an ex minister of the Crown, to become the Speaker?

That cretin, as Speaker then went on to destroy the career of a public servant who in giving a HUG to a fellow worker later deemed to have been unwanted, by making allegations of “Rape” that never went anywhere beyond destroying an innocent man.

An “advisor and policy consultant” working out of the ninth floor office of the appointed PM was allegedly accused of a sexual assault, again that went nowhere beyond adding to the growing mountain of bodies stowed under the office carpet.

The convicted thug who was raised to the Speaker’s chair then went on another bullyboy spree in a response to a lawful, peaceful protest over jobs lost through Mandates culminated in a three week occupation of Parliament grounds when people mistakenly considered they had a supreme right to decline an experimental medical procedure under the post WW2 Nuremberg Rules. A protest that was raised in intensity when an embarrassed Prime Minister and her thug Speaker managed to orchestrate a prohibition on any MP, elected or trougher from a party list, from any interaction by way of a normal process to meet with protesters to hear the reasons for the protest?

And Mr ‘apparently turned his life around’ Uffindell is worthy of this attack for an act of thumping a turd former over two decades ago, dealt with there and then by Kings College staff, and apologised for in person before Bridges resigned making way for a tilt at parliament for a successful man who would eat any one of the current student politicians using a growing pile of bodies as a protection in case a rogue media person forgets who is providing all the dosh that enables a relentless daily attack formulated apparently during a weekly meeting of political editors with government propagandists to map strategy for the coming week.

I am wondering what happened to all the political bombast about protecting youth from debilitating repercussions from stupid bad behaviour as maturity descends. A policy now extended by Police HQ that currently allows the nightly ram raids and thieving with minimal or no police reaction that would threaten any rehabilitation or restoration of normal lives free from any condemnation for youthful mistakes? Clearly a Judicial process with limited application aye.

Stay strong Sam, I got thumped as a Third former on more than one occasion and looking back I deserved it as summary justice for impudence and stupid actions.

Don’t you dare allow the woke and the pussys who cant even work out if the dangly bits or lack thereof indicate gender, to derail, from the information I have gleaned from a Media obsessed with destroying you, indicating a well above average promise of worthwhile public service you have to make this nation a better place.

Written by Gravedodger

August 9, 2022 at 10:07 am

Posted in New Zealand

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  1. You left out Meka Whaitiri who assaulted one of her staff and, after a token penance, was reinstated as a Minister by our Right Honourable Prime Minister.


    August 9, 2022 at 1:18 pm

  2. Sure bullying was the norm in the late 50s and there was a ferocious one in your day, let’s call him AJ. By the mid 60s it had diminished considerably and by the time Sam was 16 thuggery of this type was a real outlier. The questions I have are; is this a “one off” unlikely. Was it only disclosed because it had a paper trail? How much more will come out of the woodwork? If I had of been on the pre selection board I would have red penned him. I simply don’t believe that he hasn’t more baggage. Who needs another problematic electorate MP. Don’t blame the media for National’s hole in their foot.


    August 9, 2022 at 1:24 pm

  3. Except Ian, National will need a team of people with Uffendalls talents to do what will need to be done and done quickly in sorting out the corruption and double dealing, that maybe is beginning to play on minds such as Nosy Parker (looking decidedly unhappy last time I watched him in the Chamber) who will be well aware of the sailing close to the wind tactics such as hinted at by the Auditor General yesterday that will summarily end careers and make the hopefully one off Uffendell incident recede into obscurity.
    Of course substantiated further allegations and a rethink will ensue undoubtedly.


    August 9, 2022 at 1:35 pm

  4. So Uffendell thumped a little prick when he was sixteen? Mallard thumped a big prick when he was sixty!


    August 9, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    • I don’t see the equivalency. 4 large boys beating a smaller boy whilst asleep in his bed. People are entitled to be safe in their own homes (bed)


      August 9, 2022 at 2:16 pm

      • Some beating if he slept through it. You don’t see much, do you? Mallard never grew up.


        August 9, 2022 at 2:40 pm

      • Of course he didn’t sleep through a beating from 4 boys raining down blows with wooden clubs. One of us, Adolf, is an idiot.


        August 9, 2022 at 2:51 pm

  5. . . . another unforced error by the Nats I’m afraid, their selection processes are Marx Brothers level shambolic. Who were the stuffed-shirt fools on the candidate pre-selection panel who thought that the media/left wouldn’t find out about it ? Let alone, sit on it until it can be deployed to maximum effect? The young kid who got hit all those years ago probably couldn’t believe his luck that he’d get an opportunity, after all these years, to nut punch this fucker.

    . . . and who decided to let Uffindel out to talk to the media right away ? He didn’t present at all well.

    Although, this kind of behavior is probably common at these posh boarding schools, along with flogging each other and the masturbation competitions.

    Now the drive-by media will do all it can to tie it around Luxon. Watch this space.

    Porky Roebuck

    August 9, 2022 at 2:39 pm

  6. Here’s an idea. The Nats need to sequester any male under age 40 from selection until they get their processes in order. They can’t afford any more dodgy dropkicks who cause the party further embarrassment and ignominy.

    Add him to the list of other luminaries Falloon, Ross, Gilmore, Barclay, Bezzant.

    Porky Roebuck

    August 9, 2022 at 3:29 pm

  7. How to make (not) the Uffindell parents proud. Being called out at this stage.


    August 9, 2022 at 4:06 pm

    • I am sure they would have got a call from the school to tell them he was expelled and to come and get him.


      August 9, 2022 at 7:25 pm

  8. Ian, “4 boys raining down blows with wooden clubs” would leave the kid dead, crippled, brain damaged or at he very least hospitalised with broken bones. Turns out he was “bruised”. You seriously need to stop believing everything you read.

    John JohnO

    August 9, 2022 at 4:21 pm

  9. John, my statement is factually correct. He was beaten with wooden bed legs. How much damage would likely result would depend on the force with which they were swung. National has a pre selection committee made up of senior head office types whose sole role is to avoid cockups like this. This guy presented as a guy with baggage with future trouble written all over him and they gave him a pass. Unbelievable.


    August 9, 2022 at 5:02 pm

  10. Ian reminds me of a bunch of Presbyterians thirty years ago who were required to produce a profile for a new parish minister. They laboured long and hard before submitting the document. Church authorities had to tell them that by their measure, Jesus Christ himself would have been disqualified.

    When inquisitors dig back to person’s mid teens, you know the problem is the inquisitor. The Gnats need to learn how to smack this vicious character assassination straight back at the accusers.


    August 9, 2022 at 7:41 pm

  11. Perspective

    Lucia Maria

    August 9, 2022 at 8:08 pm

  12. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”

    There aint nobody in this world without a skeleton or two in their closet

    But sadly Luxon once again demonstrates his lack of spine by standing down the MP rather than standing up to the baying mob instead standing behind his team


    August 10, 2022 at 6:44 am

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