Who was the bright spark who abandoned Anthropogenic Global Warming and instituted the far easier to portray Climate Crisis for the dopey unquestioning Main Stream Media.
This morning here at 40 Meters ASL half an hour from the pacific ocean, a southerly so no frost and zero degrees celsius.
How much CO2 do we need to remove from the air over New Zealand to bring back those heady days in Waipara half a century ago when spring was well and truly sprung in October and November was a first month of a long hot low rainfall summer.
Any dreams of warming permitting growing Pineapples in NZ are diminishing with every year that passes in spite of so many ijits telling us regularly we will be doomed if we continue to start the tow vehicle to explore our country.
Then there is the great imponderable, just where is that big hole we pour billions into to save us all, can the great Robberson find it and syphon some back to plug the spend hole he has dug for the coming generations, now there is a legacy worth pursuing aye?
No Minister 
Based on today in Hastings GD the Ice Age is on its way.
Kahuranaki had a good covering of snow – first time for a while I think.
All we need to do is get rid of cattle, transportation, and industry in general, and send more money to the UN, and we’ll live in a climatic utopia, or so I’m told.
Find a south island river that gorges back into the alps. Wait for a howling southerly and its back-up sou’wester. Stand at the mouth of the gorge (if you can). Throw millions of dollars in high denomination notes up into the gale. Go home, get warm and have a little tipple to celebrate that you have done just as much to change the planet’s climate as our government. Take comfort in the fact that you aren’t the only blithering idiot God put breath into.
Have a well deserved rest. You’ve tackled a climate ‘crisis’.