So began the long-dreaded debate between the candidates for Pennsylvania Senator, John Fetterman (D) and Mehmet Oz (R).

I say long-dreaded not because of any fears that the GOP guy would lose but because nobody should have welcomed him “debating” with a literal stroke victim who can’t process questions or give intelligible answers.

I’ve never had much confidence in the argument that debates can sway elections, particularly nation-wide ones. Even the ones that are famous among political tragics – Reagan-Carter (1980), Reagan-Mondale (1984), Lange-Muldoon (1984), Key-Clarke (2008) or Key-Goff (2011) really did not swing those elections but confirmed the trends that were already running.

Perhaps an argument can be made for Kennedy-Nixon(1960) but the winner there was ultimately determined by the Democrat machine politics around the country, especially in Chicago. Or Ardern-English in 2017, but her star (and polls) were already rising fast and of course Labour famously still fell short 37% to 44% in total votes and it was down to Winston Peter’s hatred of National that saw Ardern become Prime Minister.

And let’s not even waste time talking about contests of ideas or even policies. These televised affairs are really about creating good feelings for the candidates and minimising or hiding bad feelings. They’re actually weird job interviews.

While creating good feelings for a candidate is a goal the more important one to avoid gaffes or revealing flaws, because bad news is more attention grabbing than good news. As a result the respective campaigns spend their time leading up to a debate trying to lower expectations for their candidate – to frame it as them being the underdog, their opponent as a great debater, smooth and slick, and so forth.

In the case of Fetterman this reached absurd levels as his team did more than that and basically conceded the debate by sending a memo out to the MSM filled with stuff like this:

let’s be clear about this match-up: Dr. Oz has been a professional TV personality for the last two decades.

As The Philadelphia Inquirer’s top political reporters wrote: “Even before his stroke, Fetterman wasn’t great at debates.We’ll admit – this isn’t John’s format. Look no further than the debates from the primary earlier this year. On the other hand, “Oz is a polished daytime TV host who knows his camera angles and how to craft TV moments.’

There are times when you don’t want to let your opponent get away with this, but Oz is a “professional TV personality”, thanks mainly to Oprah Winfrey, as well being a medical doctor worth tens of millions of dollars made not just from TV but medical devices he’s invented. However, Oz and his team also knew that the real key fact here is that all this normal debate framing wouldn’t matter for the simple reason that Fetterman had suffered a stroke months ago and had still not recovered. That has been obvious for months even in the extremely limited public exposure he’s been allowed. Oz’s team knew there was no way Fetterman could spin that.

And so it proved.

When I say that this is how the debate began with that line from Fetterman, I’m not joking.

It just got worse from there. You can check that link for the video clips. I don’t want to put them up because I’ve already watched them and they’re painful. As you watch them, know that Fetterman’s team insisted he be allowed a closed-caption-real-time translation system so that he could read the questions – because he has problems “processing” oral stuff. I can’t recall anything like that in any political debate.

But it didn’t really help because his other problem is that his damaged brain can’t formulate answers:

We all have to make sure that everyone that works is able to that’s the most American bargain that you work full time you should be able to live in dignity as well true.”

“Here’s what I think we need to fight about inflation here right now. That’s what we need to fight about inflation right now because its a tax and Dr. Oz couldn’t understand what that’s like.”


“I just believe. I just, making it that much. It-it-it costs too much. And I believe providing the resources to reduce the tuition allow families to be able to afford it.”

“I do support fracking. I don’t, I don’t, I support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking.”

What? I will show you one video clip where he simply blanks in response to a question of his flip-flopping on the issue of fracking, and then delivers the gobbledygook transcribed above.

The brain problems are not just showing up in Q&A but in a lack of self-control. He yelled out in the middle of Oz’s closing speech, which is just not a thing that happens at debates even with the most aggressive candidates. It’s a Golden rule that I have never heard of being broken before. That’s how extraordinary this debate was. Frankly I can’t recall any debate like it. He simply should not have been on that stage.

The Federalist described it as “just abusive” while the Spectator said it was “political malpractice”.

There remains the question of why he was on that stage in the first place. But that’s a topic for another post.