Have to say the continuing episodes of the Harry and Megan soap-opera leave me cold. Harry (and Andrew) born into privilege and never quite figured it out. Megan reminding me more and more each day of that money obsessed Wallace Simpson, King Edward V111’s (aka Duke of Windsor) other half.

And now the revelation in ‘Spare’ (Harry’s book) that as an Apache pilot in Afghanistan he killed 25 Taliban. Give me feekin strength … that’s the sort of thing REAL soldiers don’t talk about leaving it to the wannabees and misfits to strut their stuff. And clearly Harry is a misfit who has lost his way aided and abetted in every step by his eminence grise in the form of Ms M.

Meanwhile go the Blackcaps heading into Day 5 … now that could get me excited