One is standing at a pedestrian crossing, a truck and trailer is beginning to cross the Zebra Lines, who would be so stupid to expect the Trailer to stop and let the waiting Pedestrian cross.

A bunch of cyclists are on a crossing who would expect the latter riders to give way, they are in a fricken “race” you daft prick.

Apparently on Saturday in a classic “Don’t you know who I am” moment a plastic Maori who happens to be a Minister outside Cabinet, a melon to boot, steps out onto a crossing being traversed by Motor Cyclists, makes contact with a Bike handlebars and does a soccer player falling clutching her midriff.

I am not for one second suggesting contact with a handlebar would not hurt, even at walking pace it would, I guess my question is when does a “paleton”, convoy, Funeral procession perhaps, lose right of way as a legitimate grouping?

Some truck and trailers do have a long hitch, in particular some logging trailers, but only a vegetable would attempt a right of way manoeuvre and attempt to cross between a Truck and a Trailer
One last question is a Watermelon a fruit(loop), or a vegetable, perhaps as with a Tomato either? depending on context.