While uncle Tom Cobley and his mates are baying for the crucifixion of Corporal Roberts-Smith, I thought it might be a good time to bring them back down to earth.

If you ask The Veteran, he will tell you war is a dirty, atrocious business with atrocities committed on both sides. For example, many would argue the February 1945 bombing of Dresden was an atrocity given the city’s limited military value.

It is difficult to find a place called Minqar Qaim on a modern day map of North Africa but during a break out from Minqar Qaim in 1942, elements of the Maori Batallion bayoneted and killed eighty unarmed German doctors and wounded in a field hospital.

So, if we are going to crucify Corporal Roberts-Smith, we’d better get the Maoris to pay reparations to the descendants of those eighty Germans who were murdered on a cold desert night.

About NZ$3million a piece should do. Just use the ill gotten gains from the Wapareira Trust and the Ngati Rangi Building Co.