The cyclists on the Auckland waterfront have been pissing me off again as they persist in not using the new multi-million dollar bike paths built for them and instead stick to the car lanes as before. This is because they like going fast while forcing car drivers to sweat about hitting them while they don’t have to care about hitting some old biddy on her e-Bike. As such the Babylon Bee hit hard on my behalf.
I’m going to print this out and quietly put it on the fridge of the next vegan I visit.
Mind you, even as a meat eater I have limits.
Fortunately these days are (just) behind me.
And now some examples of what the jibe is getting at.
The Scottish are forgiven everything for their humour.
Not everyone has a husband they can bench press.
What American girls used to do instead of bench pressing their boyfriends and husbands.
My Father’s Day treat was Beloved Children buying me tickets to see the 30th anniversary of Jurassic Park on the big screen. The special effects still hold up very well and it’s still the best of the movies for scares and humour.
No Minister 
Cyclists should be prosecuted for riding in traffic where cycle lanes are available.
Bike Lanes : another failure of supply side economics, build them and the cyclists will , a grow in number, and b use them.
Of course the cost per cyclist of building a cycle lane means the money could have been put to better use.
Here, the local variant is dumb cnuts who continue to ride on the footpath after councils have spent millions building cycleways NEXT TO the footpath. I think I will take a baseball bat and practice my swing as they approach,