A guy walks into a new bar in New Orleans whose schtick is that they have a robot bartender that can not only serve you your drink but engage you in conversation. The guy is interested to see if the reality matches the hype.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “So, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s your IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, ““So, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers. The guy leaves, but finds it all very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time, so he goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, “So, if you don’t mind me asking, what’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “Uh, about 75.”
The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy with Biden?”
You’d better be careful of jokes like that when Peters gives you eight more years of Chipkins!