You can watch the video of this incident at the end of this post because it’s cringe and sixteen minutes long, although I’m very impressed with how the New Mexican cop handled the situation. He’s actually quite a sweetie even as he relentlessly focuses on getting through this.

But if you don’t want to watch then here’s a short synopsis. Within minutes of being caught driving drunk into oncoming traffic, this creature vomits out the following Intersectional Theory get-out-of-jail-free cards:

  • I’m an “indigenous person”.
  • I have “bad social anxiety issues”. (the cop’s response is great: “You and me both”).
  • I’m a “non-binary”.
  • I’m afraid of white people and you’re “intimidating” me by “being a white man”.
  • I have “PTSD”.
  • I have “social anxiety” (yes, I know, it already said – and will go on saying that.
  • I have “generational trauma” (mentioned twice).
  • Doing the drunk “walk test” is “triggering”.

Now what she doesn’t do is the classic American chick offer of a blowing the officer but if you watch the video you’ll realise that she may have tried that before and received a polite “No!”.