Adolf is starting a new reparations movement.

It all started in the United States a few years ago with a bunch of useless lazy black bastards who have never been enslaved demanding money from industrious white buggers who have never owned slaves, for something which happened a couple of hundred years ago when slavery was common all over the world.

Adolf’s reparations movement is slightly different.

Its time for the aforementioned useless lazy black bastards to pay us industrious white buggers reparations for all the many and enormous benefits enjoyed by said useless lazy black bastards as a result of British colonisation.

It’s interesting to note the forbears of the useless lazy black bastards actually were rounded up by the chiefs of their own tribes and sold to Arab slavers who onsold them to British sea captains who, in turn, onsold them to American tobacco and cotton growers.

But here’s the real kicker!

A recent study shows the descendants of the blacks who remained in darkest Africa enjoy less than half the standard of living than do their ungrateful loud mouthed cousins in the United States.

Funny that, eh?