Last evening a disparate group of mobile home owners chewing the fat and supping a favoured brew, two couples recently acquainted discovered they had shared a doctor at a North Canterbury medical practice and were bemoaning his sudden departure and early retirement when the mRNA mania descended.

Apparently highly regarded and significantly missed in the community, it quickly became a reasonable notion the Doctor had departed more than likely due to the disquiet many health professionals had over the release of the “safe and effective” Phyzer experiment as a largely mandated treatment response to the escaped “Wuflu”.

Mindful of the growing disquiet over the as yet to be elaborated on “List of 1100 exemptions” now suggested against some harrowing cases where seemingly reasonable applications being declined, to witness, persons who having quite serious reactions to a first medical assault were declined exemption by none other than under puppet Bloomfields signature, the conversation reignited my clear conspiratorial theories, I am ever more certain could well become proven facts.