Dear Reader the drunk mayor of Wellington is on the bones of her arse.

Apparently $189,000 pa is not enough to support her, um , lifestyle and habits.

What do ordinary mortals on such paltry sum do? They sell their car to help extinguish their debts.

No doubt advised to do so by Chloe Swarbricks wife, and PA to the Mayor.

How does one explain this ? By being at one with her fellow Wellingtonians feeling the winds of change from the National Party. I doubt there are many in Wellington who can average their income up to hers despite the vast number of shiny arsed civil servants “pushing ” paper.

For me, not versed in the intricate arts of communication, I only have an economics degree. Choles wife could have advised a more circumspect root.

Such as:

“Today, dear Wellingtonians our beloved leader announced the impact of global warming on her lifestyle. Fearing further hot temperatures , wild Wellington weather, and ocean rises our dear leader has led by example, scrapping her mode that has got the planet into such much trouble, she has disposed of her own CO2 generator. Our leader now cycles to work, hops on a bus, and glides into her office where she pretends to know what she is doing before heading home. Tory was ecstatic, describing the experience of cycling and busing as an orgasmic experience, almost like self pleasuring, as she is virtually the only one on the cycle lane and in the bus. But as we know build it and they will come, ………. provided we dont run out of money first.”

Ends , authorised by the PA to the Mayor and the Green party.

Yep missed a great opportunity there, decided to play the poor card.