The Government is talking about making jury trials harder to come by – Imho a damned good idea.

Apparently these trials take too long and back the system up.

Why do they take so much time? Try looking at the Philip Polkinghorne trial: You’ll quickly see why.

The jury has sat through about, based on reports, 15 years of evidence from both sides then listened to the attorneys and judge sum up, retired for about three minutes , claimed they can’t agree and instead of being flogged and told to get back to bloody work, the jury has been given a three-day weekend so they can come back Monday and reiterate how they are too bloody lazy to think and the whole process will need to start again.

There can be no doubt the Court of Appeal (or whomever does that for the Crown) will review and make a proper decision anyway so, personally, I’d hang the complete jury from the front of the courthouse and tell the time-waster judge to make a decision on guilt or innocence – upon which will rest his over-paid, under-worked career.

Note to the halfwits: I use exaggeration (and if I could spell it I’d use hyperbole) to make a point. Deal with it!