Senility having robbed me of some of my powers of concentration I tend to concentrate on short-read stuff rather than books – although I still have in excess of 50 books here waiting to be read.

Headlines and short columns have become my thing.

Senility has not, yet anyway, robbed me of my love of cricket and I watched the first test of the current Oz-India test with interest this week.

Much of the interest is tinged with sadness that the teams include players once “best in the World” now in their final year (or so) before retirement – and in the Ocker case with very few behind them chasing their places.

We have seen the best (ever?) of Kohli, Smith, an exemplary Ocker bowling attack and two Indian spinning craftsmen unavailable (and un-needed) for that first test.

India v Oz in Oz now comes close to challenging The Ashes as must-watch sport’s finest moment.

I was therefore rather surprised to look at the NewstalkZB website this morning and read this headline;

Black Caps v England: Is New Zealand-England the most exciting cricket rivalry in the world?

Without doubt the most inane headline in the history of “news” organisations since Mr Gutenberg started work.