The headline:

Police seek public’s help following arrest of Invercargill man for indecent exposure

I didn’t read the story, the link is to the site main page, because it doesn’t interest nor concern me.

What interested me was that either I am obviously wrong about Invergiggle (where the beer is known as Southland Skitters – with good reason) or Invergiggle is not part of the Western World.

A wonderful new Western World where indecent exposure by males was not just acceptable but, after the addition of a dress and silly haircut, compulsory.