New Zealanders can spot the letter “Z” faster than any other people on Earth – John Clark

If you’ve spent any time at all in the last twenty years arguing with Lefties about America you’ll likely have had thrown in your face something scathingly funny supporting the Lefty view, from the American comedian/social commentator/talk show host, Bill Maher.
Maher has been a dream choice of snark for the global left in such arguments because of these aspects of the man:
- He’s an atheist who loves ripping religious groups, especially Christians, for their “stupid Sky Fairy beliefs”.
- He’s an unmarried, self-admitted libertine who loves all manner of drugs and sex and mocks the right-wing squares who want to restrict sexual and drug activity. This ties in perfectly with the fact that he’s a Boomer who came of age in the late 60’s/early 70’s.
- He hates the Republicans, especially during the Bush years and Trump’s first Administration.
- He very much likes the Democrats, especially Barack Obama.
However, in the last couple of years he’s begun to stick it to various aspects, primarily the Woke aspects, of the Democrat Party and the Left in general, which I’ve documented here, and for which I’ll add in some specific clips below the fold.
But this one is going to really upset those NZ Lefties who’ve been using Maher as a snark patu against the Right.
He starts off by talking about the current “Land Acknowledgement” bullshit currently running through Lefty circles, including the recent Oscars clown show with the following from some Hollywood entity I’ve never heard of:
We gather in celebration of the Oscars on the ancestral lands of the Tongva, Tataviam and Chumash peoples, the traditional caretakers of this water and land. We honor and pay our respects to indigenous communities here and around the world.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢…
… is my reaction! But so to is Maher’s:
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again—either give the land back or shut the fuck up!’
I’m sure Julianne Hough is sincere about her love for the Chumash people, but I doubt she drives to work in a canoe, scavenges for acorns, or lives in a dome house made of reeds and dried mud.
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Can we please get over this idea that ancient people weren’t just as full of shit – in fact, more full of shit – than humans today?. This idea that being ancient and Indigenous was always better than us? It wasn’t!
That’s where New Zealand comes into the picture, at 1:40 in the clip:
His critique echoes the criticism made by one Matua Kahurangi here last month in a scathing series of X-posts – like the following:
Woman Files Police Report After “Inappropriate” Dream on Mount Taranaki
Taranaki, New Zealand – A local woman has filed a police report after experiencing an “unwanted intimate encounter” in a dream while camping on Mount Taranaki, now that the mountain has been legally recognized as a person.
I’m sure they’re going to roast him for his mispronunciation of the word “Maori”.
The great comedian John Clark once said that “New Zealanders can spot the letter “Z” faster than any other people on Earth”, which was his clever crack about our desperate desire to be noticed by the rest of the world. But I don’t think any Kiwi wanted to attract this mockery.
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A series of video clips of Bill Maher on:
- Protests screwing normies.
“Or do you just think you look cool in a keffiyeh? Which is really just the new Che Guevara t-shirt. Another historical figure you never researched and so think is a hero but is actually a sadistic racist monster, fighting for communism, the worst form of government ever. But these are small matters.“ - On the revelations, from a recent documentary, Quiet on Set, of pedophilia in 90’s Hollywood kids TV
- Fuck Trigger Warnings: they don’t work.
- Unloading on the transing of kids.
- America going insane over the Great Chinese Lung Rot
- Make 2024 the Year of Sanity.
“The battle for the soul of America isn’t right vs. left. It’s normal vs. crazy.” With special shout-outs to support for “men who can get pregnant” and the Left protestors supporting Hamas and Houthi Islamic Jihadists. - “Shit or go blind? You did neither” – the Left’s fucked up takes on things, like disability and Mr Beast
“How did we get to this weird place? Telling people who are actually out in the world making a positive difference, “You’re the problem.”
The he tops it with this… Mt Egmont story.
https://x.com/HicksKiwi/status/1898537122489082075
That’s from my clip, starting at 1:40, as I said.
I’m just thankful that his writers didn’t go further with their research and uncover such gems as this:
“Debbie Ngarewa-Packer, a co-leader of the political party Te Pati Maori and a descendant of the Taranaki tribes, said the law released the mountain from “the shackles of injustice, of ignorance, of hate”.”
The great John Clark was also 100% correct, as you quickly discover when you travel the world and live in other places.
(and now I’ll resist my genetic urge to remind you that he was a Kiwi)
Bingo, WAATEA NEWS COLUMN: Open Letter to Bill Maher from a New Zealand fan regarding his appalling attack on Māori
Oh dear. Another Lefty discovers one of their heroes has clay feet.
I especially like the part where “Bomber” the atheist goes all gooey when his daughter says a Maori prayer at the dinner table before they eat. Were it a Christian saying grace he’d probably tip the table over.