From the “Only in New Zealand” files:

The headline:

Aviation Security Service officer accused of discriminating against passengers during screening

‘Can’t understand English’: Airport security accused of discrimination during screening

Precis: An annoying woman screams “discrimination” when a person who has had to put up with her annoying family while they farted her around tells the poor bastard annoyed by being stuck waiting during that farting around that the annoying group doing the farting around was “annoying”.

CAA, are “investigating”.

I expect annoying, halfwit sheilas to be so fucking stupid as to claim “annoying” is discriminatory but, despite the conversation not being in their preferred te-racist, the CAA should know better and should simply have told the annoying halfwit to “stop being annoying and buy a Chinese/English dictionary”.