Mother needs something today
To calm her down
And though she’s not really ill
There’s a little yellow pill

Vabbing I hear you ask, what’s that?

Glad you asked:

“Vabbing” is an unexpected way to use pheromones as perfume — with the trend showing how women are using their vaginal discharge, dabbed behind the ears and on their neck and wrists, as a way to attract mates.

Groovy, baby!

There’s no scientific evidence behind this but vaginal discharge would contain a fair amount of pheromones so it’s not entirely crazy, and let’s face facts here: modern woman need all the help they can get.

SSRI’s are Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors – antidepressants that can ease depression symptoms.

Yeah, take that Valium, which TradWives will be hooked back on sooner or later, just like in the 1950’s.

These are not new observations about our Girl Boss Grrrrrlll Power age:

Actually, it’s very much an open question as to whether feminist interpretations of life make women happier. In my new book, “Sex Matters: How Modern Feminism Lost Touch with Science, Love, and Common Sense,” I argue that in many respects it has made them less happy. Certainly, polls such as the General Social Survey suggest that women have become steadily less happy every year since 1972.