Granny’s Funnies and Sarcastic
A man and his wife were dining at a fancy restaurant when the husband noticed something odd — their waiter had a spoon tucked into his shirt pocket. Curious, he glanced around and saw that every waiter and busboy had one too.
So he asked, “Excuse me, but what’s with the spoon in your pocket?”
The waiter smiled and explained, “Ah, good eye! A consulting firm analyzed our workflow and discovered that spoons are dropped 74.8% more often than any other utensil. By carrying a spare, we save about three hours per shift running back and forth to the kitchen.”
The husband was impressed. Sure enough, halfway through the meal, he accidentally dropped his spoon. Without missing a beat, the waiter pulled out the spare from his pocket and handed it over. “No worries, I’ll grab another next time I head to the kitchen,” he said.
Later, while ordering dessert, the husband noticed something even stranger — a thin string hanging from the fly of the waiter’s pants. He pointed it out and said, “Hey, not to be nosy, but… there’s a string hanging from your zipper.”
The waiter leaned in and replied, “Sharp eye again! The same company found that we waste nearly two hours a shift just washing our hands after using the restroom. So now, we tie a string to… well, you know… so we can pull it out without touching anything. Cuts down on trips to the sink.”
The husband raised an eyebrow and asked, “Okay, but how do you get it back in your pants?”
The waiter grinned and whispered, “Oh, that’s what the spoon’s for.”
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