Halleluiah, hip hip and hooray I have seen the light that Kamala shines about getting woke, wokier and wokiest.

Kamala is now my prophet, messiah and saviour. Woke is my new religion to replace the evil, corrupted one called Christianity that is dying at last.
There is no entity called God. There are only academically accredited “intellectuals” and social justice warriors that will lead us all to the promised land, of DEI Utopia.

I am a privileged, old, white male, patriarch whose racism, sexism, misogyny, Homophobia, Islamophobia, Transphobia and other sins have intentionally harmed all the victims of social and economic injustice.

I deserve to be cancelled, judged, reviled and punished for those sins and those of my ancestors as well .

The self flagellation hurts but it also feels sooooo goooood! I must repent and do more.

Diversity means that vile sinners like me must be cast out and replaced by the worthy and superior victims of social and economic injustice regardless of any knowledge, skills or other merits we might have.
The indigenous people (of the right blood) must rise up and take over because they are of the right blood and from the right soil. These virtuous people must cast out the colonial invaders and restore their superior culture and civilization of the past. I have booked a flight to Sheffield, to return home and piss on my ancestors graves.

This might seem a bit like fascism but I must reject that unacceptable thought in order to right those wrongs of the past that I am so guilty of. Thank you for making me pay.


We pale, cruel, corrupted, privileged, cis gender, social and economic criminals, who have almost destroyed the planet, must cease to exist. Except for some that are female, gay, trans or converted and reborn as I now am.
Be gone ye evil vermin before it is too late. The cleansing has begun and assisted dying is available so I must get on with it.

Inclusivity means that we must include anyone and everyone that demands what they want and desire without question or reservation, no matter who they are or what they do or do not do. They have superior identity rights.

Any and all who disagree or resist must be cancelled, punished and cast out for their heresy and blasphemy. I finally see the light!

Equity does not mean “from each according to their abilities, to each according to the needs”. Even Marx and Engels got it wrong. Equality means that what people have achieved with their talents, abilities and efforts must be taken by force and given to those who did not recognize, develop and make use of their own. You know who is to blame and might even be one of them.

Confess, Repent. Pay up and be saved while you still can.

All of these progressive critical theories are written in the book of woke that must replace the corrupted religious and other books of the past. Those heretical texts must all be either completely re-written or preferably burned.

Those horrible Christians and Jews are being converted. The Muslims might be more difficult to persuade? A woke crusade or two may be necessary? The social justice warriors are armed and ready.

There is no God. The new improved higher powers are the academically credentialled “intellectuals” and the global economic elites, who own and control the digital information that spreads the holy word to enlighten and convert the victims and perpetrators like me. Thank you so much. I bow and grovel before you.

This may sound a bit 1984 or Brave New World but we must believe that it is for our salvation and that of our species, planet and the universe.

I can finally understand that:
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery and Ignorance is Strength.
It feels so good and feeling is all that matters.

Thank you Kamala and all the other prophets, disciples and devoted followers of this marvelous new religion that I now worship and adore.

Am I being true, sarcastic or satirical?

That is not for me to say.