This sounds like good advice for any lad heading out on a Saturday night. It sounds like this Nicholas Cage movie, or a novel by the likes of Milan Kundra or perhaps something even more pretentious (admittedly that one poked the borax at such) – but actually it’s this, which I very much hope is not a photoshop or AI fun image.

I know we all refer to “The Russian Bear”, but seriously, what is it with Russians and bears…

This one looks scary and I have to believe that it’s the butter…

Finally, if you are staying home tonight, perhaps it’s with friends like these.