Bernie Sanders is Leonid Brezhnev

Brezhnev decides to have his mother up to Moscow to show her just how well he’s done. He shows her his apartment in Moscow. It’s very tastefully furnished with nice furniture, fine china and crystal. She says nothing. Then he orders up the ZIL limo and takes her out into the country to his Dacha, which is even more beautifully furnished with antique furniture and such. She says nothing. Finally, he can’t stand it anymore and bursts out, “Mother, I have shown you all of the lovely things that I have and you haven’t said anything.”

She looks at him fearfully and says, “But Leonid, what if the Communists come back?”

Uber American Communist Bernie Sanders, along with his sidekick AOC (Alexandria Occasional Cortex), has been touring the USA for a month or so now on a “Fight the Oligarchy” tour – the plan being for AOC to inherit Bernie’s passionate supporters on the Far Left for her Presidential run in 2028. This is no surprise, this is what socialist leaders have always been like.

This is good @BretBaier asks Bernie Sanders why he spent $221k on private jet travel during his “fighting the oligarchy tour.” Bernie says he’s too important to fly commercial and wait in line like normal people. “No apologies.” pic.twitter.com/2gVIhsz7A4

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 7, 2025

“You think I’m going to be sitting on a waiting line,” Caesar Flickerman — excuse me, Bernie Sanders — asks, “at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?” Sanders appeared on Fox News to answer questions about his Fight The Oligarchy tour, and Bret Baier honed in on the $220K-plus that Sanders has spent on private jet travel. Advertisement

Sanders appeared to flounder, even though he knew the question had to be coming. “When was the last time you saw Trump at National Airport during a campaign?” Sanders asked, prompting Baier to quip, “Trump isn’t fighting the oligarchy.”

Heh! I’ll give credit to Bernie for doing a “Trump” and turning up on the opposition’s TV station where he knows he’s not going to get softball questions.

But really, this old commie can’t see the irony here? That he’s Fighting The Oligarchy – one private jet at a time! Not to mention the fucking arrogance of “You think I’m going to be sitting on a waiting line, at United, while 30,000 people are waiting?”. Like a peasant Bernie, like a fucking peasant?

P.S. he’s also fighting Climate Change.

P.P.S AOC is going to run, not for President in 2028 (she’s not that dumb), but against Chucky Schumer in 2026 for the New York Senate seat.