My teenaged self would certainly have been hot for her (Attention Ms Johnson, 1976) and I’m sure her male students today would agree.

Unfortunately they’re not going to get that chance because she’s been thrown in jail for nine years for sexual antics with a student:

A married elementary school teacher committed “violent acts of a sexual nature” against one of her students and forced the boy to touch her breasts. Anna Plaksyuk, 27, also made the 11-year-old child kiss her on the lips and “stroked his private parts through his clothes” when she kept him behind after class and locked the door, a court in the Leningrad region of Russia was told. She also sent nude pictures to the boy and demanded he send her photographs in return.

WTF? An 11 year old boy? And she’s married too – or was, I can’t imagine hubby sticking around now! As has happened a number of times to such women, it was the boys mother finding text messages and such on his cellphone.

But why? We’re all too familiar with male pedophile teachers but female ones are much more rare – and one that could pretty much pick and choose her adult male mates, as well as being married, speak to something so weird in her brain that it would take a criminal profiler to figure it out.

Although that’s not his profession, writer Frank Cervi has his own explanations for such woman as he keeps track of these scandals, and he thinks that they’re not so rare. WARNING, via his own words:

Frank Cervi is an infamous internet asshole, one of the most controversial authors of his generation. A renegade writer, an outsider, his politically incorrect style is welcomed, refreshing and timely in a world gone soft.

Never heard of him before but he’s got a number of American versions of Anna Plaksyuk on his Red Island blog, and here’s one that tracks with her, Christina Formella:

Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023. Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school. DuPage County prosecutors said Formella coached the boy and was his tutor, and the alleged sexual assault happened before the school day started.

The boy’s mother uncovered the alleged assault on Friday after she bought him a new phone and was linking it to his iCloud account, according to a DuPage County detention petition. She allegedly came across text messages between her son and Formella that discussed sexual contact — and even a relationship.

See what I mean? She also is not bad looking and married. So again the question, why? 2nd WARNING:

Well, it’s because they don’t actually do anything, really. It’s their pussy that controls their every move. Women today have it on ‘easy mode’. Their lives are so comfortable and idle that the only struggle they have is trying not to be bored all the time. Their biggest headache and frustration during the day is trying to get another dick inside their pussy without their boyfriend or husband finding out.

Well he’s certainly counter-attacking the classic assumption that it’s only men who think with their genitals.

Women wait until the last minute. They want to maximize their hypergamy. It’s why the birth rate is declining. All through high school, this generation of women with smartphones will receive so many Snapchats, so many dick pics, and will be lily-padding from boyfriend to boyfriend. Fucking all the hot guys within their own friends’ group; sharing each other’s ex-boyfriends; cheating on their boyfriend with their best friend’s current boyfriend. When these girls get to college it is High School 2.0. The carousel of lust and suffering continues until they are close to age 30 when they begin to go through the Epiphany phase as outlined by Rollo Tomassi.
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Christina never left school.

No, he’s not making a reference to the famous movie or the British band but the pseudonym of another writer, who appears to be as much of an asshole as Cervi. The latter has a “report card” on Formella, plus photos, including video of her arrest and resulting meltdown for a crime she committed a year before she was wed to her husband and college sweetheart. Enjoy

In her efforts to deny responsibility, Christina has claimed that it was her attractiveness that is the root cause of all the allegations; the cause of why this all happened, rather. If it weren’t for her being so hot, Christina wouldn’t have forced herself onto this boy, right? The struggle is real here for Formella.

I’m looking forward to his review of Anna Plaksyuk.