As we get older the more likely to be topical.
From Aussie Vets On Facebook.
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A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids. The doctor prescribes him suppositories to take every day then says to come back in a week. The man isn’t entirely sure what a suppository is but at the pharmacy sees they’re pills so he does as instructed, swallowing one every day. After a week he comes back to the doctor with his hemorrhoids worse than ever. He says to the doctor “those suppositories you prescribed me were so useless I may as well have just stuck them up my arse!”