Word to the wise… from a visit to the supermarket on this hot 100 degree afternoon…

…if you’re going to put a bumper sticker on your car that says “REAL MEN USE THREE PEDALS”, that’s a fair enough opinion, but you probably shouldn’t do it if you drive a FUCKING FIAT!

I have shoes that are bigger than this car. Heck, my bell end is bigger than this car. If this is your standard of masculinity, you might want to rethink your choice of vehicle. This is Texas, son, there are men in this country who drive pickups with six sets of wheels and stretch across half the county when they park. With automatic transmissions, no less. Don’t write cheques with your bumper stickers that your car can’t cash.