Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’
That’s the Way

Rolling down the track towards 2040…


I’m sure National will be ahead of the Republicans, given how proud Kiwis are about being on the cutting edge of progressivism.
You may scoff but take a look around you in 2022.

That’s Sam Brinton, the new deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the US Energy Department’s Office of Nuclear Energy. He has a dual Master of Science degree in nuclear engineering and technology and policy from MIT, which led him to being a lecturer in the “Physics of Kink” at another university. He’s also into “Pup Play” – and no, I will not be providing a link for that, any more than I’ll be respecting his personal pronouns of they/them.
Then there’s the Disney corporation, which has decided to go full bore on supporting the right of teachers to educate their future Sam Brinton’s about sex – at ages 4-7.

Time for more “slippery slope” arguments.

Meantime the latest Democrat nominee for the Supreme Court apparently cannot say who is a woman. We’re going to have quite a job in front of us cleansing old movies for the future.

In doing so this sense of humour will be vital.

Meantime reality will roll on…

… including elections, though how well they’ll connect with future realities is anyone’s guess.

I’ll leave you with this variation on the first chart.

Great Leader Glorious Announcement Day


Rumour has that something big is about to happen here today in the land of the long white shroud.
We’ve already had some indications as to what is about to happen, including things that make no sense if The ScienceTM was still being followed.


Which raises the following question already answered in most of the rest of the world.

What we would have seen during the AIDS crisis if the messaging had been the same as with Chinese Lung Snot.

You may recall that this pandemic began in early 2020 with panic buying of toilet paper. This would have been more understandable if it were this sort of toilet paper.

God, the 70’s were fantastic apparently, especially in the USA: talk about being wealthy.
The ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) may not be on board with the latest changes in science – or civil liberties.

We should be grateful the announcement won’t be followed by these sorts of cartoons. The reference is to the infamous Jewish Doctors’ Plot that was the last paranoid fever dream of Beria and Stalin before the latter croaked in 1953, at which point the whole “investigation” was abandoned.


Actually we watched The Death of Stalin the other night: very droll; very funny; highly recommend.
Speaking of the USSR it appears that Vlad The Hospital Impaler is still bogged down in all that Ukrainian mud. Much as I despise the bastard I’m not very keen on various careless war talk being bandied about in the West. It would seem I’m not the only one.

Still, I can see why Vlad wants Kyiv so badly.

Meantime, moving forward to the 80’s…

Or perhaps back to the 1960’s, given muttering’s of nuclear war from the Kremlin.

Thank god we have politicians in charge rather than Generals – or Public Health Officials.

Because he’s “Centre Right” I’m supposed to like Scott Morrison. Remember when John Key foolishly tried to pick up a hammer to belt in a nail on some election billboard? This is worse.

Meantime I see the Babylon Bee has been banned – again – from Twitter for upsetting them.

I guess the BB won’t be getting the cherished Blue Check Mark.

But why worry when even the Pope is onboard with all this stuff.

We need more cuteness

I also wonder about the title of this Twitter piece: are Pandas surviving in the wild?
They are still bears after all, and I have to think that in the somewhat tougher conditions of surviving using their own abilities, that they’re somewhat tougher in the wild than when they’re being taken care of by humans in zoos.
It must be really nice having everybody think how cute you are and then doing nothing during your day except things that make everybody think how cute you are.
Downfall – of a Speaker

Otherwise known as Hitler wants the protestors off his lawn.
Downfall parodies vary greatly in quality, but this one is very good, better than the one about Jacinda facing the Delta outbreak last year, which was pretty good itself.
From FDR and JFK to LOL & WTF

The American comedian Bill Maher, while describing himself as an “unmarried, childless, pot-smoking libertine”, is not being red-pilled into voting for the Republicans, especially in his home state of California, which he is not leaving even as tens of thousands of others are.
But between his increasing attacks on various policies of the Democrats, the latest being on their draconian controls for General Tso’s Lungrot virus, it’s fair to say that he may be a lost vote for them at least.
It’s not me who’s changed, it’s the left, who is now made up of a small contingent who’ve gone mental. And a large contingent who refuse to call them out for it. But I will.
That’s why I’m a hero at Fox these days. Which shows just how much liberals have their head up their ass, because if they really thought about it, they would have made me a hero on their media. . . .
People sometimes say to me, You don’t, you didn’t. You didn’t used to make fun of the left as much. Yeah, because they didn’t give me so much to work with. The oath of office I took was to comedy. And if you do goofy shit, wherever you are in this spectrum, I’m going to make fun of you because that’s where the gold is.
This appears to be coming as a shock for his audience who gloried in his attacks on GW Bush, the religious Right and the GOP in general. What Bill has not yet accepted is that all this is a natural outgrowth of a combination of failed public policies that the Democrats don’t know how to fix, the turn to performative, frivolous, but radical crap like Woke politics, the need to always be “radical”, and an unhealthy sense of unearned moral and intellectual superiority they actually don’t have.
Also, in case you missed it, here’s the other Maher clip that was lighting up the Internet a few days ago, where he and guest Bari Weiss, let rip on the C-19 rules and regulations in Democrat states and cities: a pandemic of bureaucracy.
SOUTHPARK – in the “post Covid” future

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have hit this topic before, but this time they’ve taken it into the near future where the threat is from a new Covid variant, the…
Covid Delta Plus Rewards Program
From which Kenny has died – because Kenny always fucking dies.
Phoning in the problems

After heavy criticism about continuing to hide in the White House and not getting out to see ordinary people in far-flung bits of America, President Biden finally breaks down and visits a remote northern native village.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, Biden asks the chief if there was anything the people need.
“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor.”
Biden whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. “I’ve pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?”
“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We’ve been flying bottled water in, and it’s terribly expensive.”
Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people.
Now what was that third problem?”
“We have no cellphone reception up here,” the chief says.