Posts Tagged ‘Humour’
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BREAKING NEWS
Jacinda Ardern has tested Negative to being a good Prime Minister. (pdm)
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And the world prays for Vlad’s cancer surgeon. Prays that his hand slips.
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If you think you’re having a bad day, spare a thought for the Twitter person who decided it was a good idea to ban the Babylon Bee
Florida Sheriff Says “We Prefer” Homeowners to Shoot Burglars – “You’ll Save Taxpayers Money” –
Fire and Brimstone
A few decades ago, in a good sized country town, there lived a Presbyterian minister with his wife and their pultcritudinously assembled daughter.
On Sundays, the church was always full as the young men of the town came to gaze upon and mentally undress this miraculous wonder of God’s creation. And so it came to pass that the young lady took a shine to one of them, a painter by trade, and the engagement was announced.
Shortly thereafter, the parish’s Board of Management decided the manse needed repainting and, of course, the contract went to the minister’s prospective son in law. The young man had an eye for a quick quid but not much between his ears, so he thinned down the paint, thus reducing his cost of materials.
Three weeks after the job was completed, the minister was in church delivering a forty minute tirade of fire and brimstone when there occurred a thunderous downpour. On returning home, he found the manse had taken on the appearance of a Monet masterpiece – in vertical stripes.
The young man was summonsed and subjected to a fifteen minute dressing down, replete with biblical references..
The minister’s voice grew louder and louder and finally he roared:-
REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!
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During 2016, more Americans died of constipation than were shot by police while unarmed.
Wait for it! ‘Hard Shits Matter.’
BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow
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