A laugh from facebook.
`Many years ago my wife and I were living in a small duplex. We had one bedroom and had to walk through the living area, the kitchen and a walk through closet to get to the bathroom. My brother and his girlfriend came to visit for a few days and they slept on an inflatable mattress on the living room floor.
One night I got up to go the bathroom and had to walk carefully through the living room so as not to disturb our guests. My brother’s girlfriend was topless and partially uncovered.
When I climbed back into bed my wife stirred and asked “Did you have a good look?” I tried, innocently, “I just went to the bathroom”. “Yes” she said, “but you came back for your glasses.”
Busted!
No Minister 
Absolutely not true pdm.
Some of us only need glasses for reading close up…😉
Thank you for the Tuesday afternoon laugh.
Funny you should say that Para.
Last week I lined up for new glasses having had progressives for the last 30 plus years – since I started needing glasses.
When I pick up my new ones in a weeks time I will have two pair – distance and reading,
The conundrum would be – which ones to grab in this case..