Pinched from Aussie Vets `morning smile’ on facebook.

`the local catholic school was directed to,by government to accept other kids in the local area & doing so, they got some protestant kids in the school. & one lunch time, the nun who was playground supervisor caught two boys in the toilets & quickly marched them up to see the headmaster & she was so furious, he heard her coming & had time to hide the brandy.She stormed in with her hand holding one ear of both boys & demanded the priest expell both boys & he tells her she must tell him why & with some urging she tells him she had caught these boys having a “peeing” contest. The priest,who has led a sheltered life asked her,what does that mean sister,she replied,they had their things out & were seeing who can pee the highest up the wall. The priest was amazed &asked her, “what did you do sister?” she replied “well,I hit the roof” & the priest nodded and said,”good on you sister, we cant let the protestants beat us at anything.”